Princess Problems
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naughty · smartass · slap-happy · dashing · savory · cat-loving · cheerfully sarcastic · tiara-hoarding · pop/rock/R&B scented band.
THE BACKWARDS THANK YOU
I was recently told that it should be “backward”, not “backwards”. This album release was delayed 5 years for no good reason other than extreme procrastination. No one bothered to mention this error to me for FIVE years.
THE BACKWARDS THANK YOU is a collection of sentiments along the lines of “leave me alone” and “you’re stupid”. It sounds pretty so it seems less petty.
Produced by Jeremy Page · Art by Michael Georgeson
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE EP featuring Kasson
Sounds like a princess riding a robot that likes to wear black clothing with diagonal zippers.
SONG LIST
The debut Alternate Universe EP is a quirky yet dirty electro-pop collection produced by Kasson Crooker of Symbion Project, Elyxr, and Freezepop fame.
GODSPEED
ELYXR feat. Naoko of Princess Problems
Originally included in We Are Not Trump Volume 2, a charity project to generate donations to Planned Parenthood. Produced by Kasson Crooker, Godspeed is a nervous electronic jam exploring the realized dread of the Trump Administration.
Test-i-moan-ials
“I fucks wit’ it”
“I really thought I wasn’t going to like this but I actually do!”
“BTW, Josh told me he thinks your band is awful so high five! You’re doing something right. I wanted to tell him “have you listened to your new band?” but I settled on “no they are awesome you just have bad taste.”
Photos by Anthony Adamick